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J T
26th March 2007, 22:35
So, you've probably all heard of www.b3ta.com (http://www.b3ta.com/), and if not, why not check it out. There are some genuinely hilarious (and wonderfully offensive) things on there, I especially enjoy the frequent image challenges.

So, here in this topic, I thought I (and anyone else that way inclined) could post up stuff they particularly dug.

Note now: SOME OF THIS STUFF MAY BE OFFENSIVE

I'll go first, in the picky eaters question of the week (http://www.b3ta.com/questions/pickyeaters/) someone posted the delightful


Vegetarians are so picky
A friend from college loved annoying vegetarians. His roomate's girlfriend was a vegetarian. Let the games begin.

Once, within her earshot, he ordered a meat-lovers pizza with extra animal and told them if they hit an animal on the way over to just plop it on top. He did this because she ordered a cheese pizza. She almost cried.

He firmly agrees with the principle of "for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three." He has a bumper sticker that states "So many cats, so few recipies."

His culinary masterpiece was a burger called "The Ark" which contained ground beef, ground pork, ground lamb, ground turkey, ground chicken, and any other ground animal he could get his hands on. This was then put in a blender for maximum compactness. It was shaped into a patty, wrapped in bacon, and fried. Just looking at it could give you a heart attack.

She said it was cruel to eat meat because the animals were killed horribly... so he bought a goat. The goat was humanely barbequed. She refused to eat any.

As for me, I can't eat oysters. Had to disect one once and they just disgust me. I'm not picky though. I've eaten chicken feet and other dubious parts before. My sister was tricked into eating cow tongue by a friend's mom. She said it was good but seeing the tongue afterwards made her ill.

Edit: Just remembered. He also loved to eat ribs and turkey legs in front of vegetarians. He would make growling noises to piss them off even more.
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Demon Cleaner
27th March 2007, 00:34
He has a bumper sticker that states "So many cats, so few recipies.":lol: That one is great. And always remember, vegetarians eat our food's food ;)

Harrison
27th March 2007, 02:15
If vegetarians eat our food's food, then doesn't that make vegetarians our food too? ;)

Submeg
27th March 2007, 04:55
Lol with such a logical argument Harrison, I would say....:hmmm:....yes.:thumbs:

Demon Cleaner
27th March 2007, 13:53
Speaking of cannibalism?

Harrison
27th March 2007, 14:52
What ever happened to that cannibal in Germany? The one who advertised for someone willing to be eaten. And someone did volunteer and he ate them. Last I heard he was in prison awaiting trial.

Demon Cleaner
27th March 2007, 14:56
Don't know, didn't hear anything about that anymore.

rayzorblue
27th March 2007, 15:05
His name is Armin Meiwes and he was convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment.

I love b3ta thats where i got my signature link from.

Harrison
27th March 2007, 15:17
If he was convicted of murder then I completely disagree with that sentencing. The victim was willingly killed and eaten by volunteering. Whilst in today's society it isn't exactly acceptable practice to go around eating willing members of the public, he didn't really murder him. In my view it was assisted premeditated suicide. Not too clued up on the law concerning the eating of another human though. :unsure:

Demon Cleaner
27th March 2007, 15:24
Not too clued up on the law concerning the eating of another human though.I don't think there's any law concerning this. How would you predict that?

Teho
27th March 2007, 15:33
I think that would fall under whatever laws cover the desecration of dead bodies, probably. Improper disposal of a human body or something?

J T
27th March 2007, 19:07
[QUOTE]And always remember, vegetarians eat our food's food ;)

Brilliant! I don't remember hearing that one before.


If he was convicted of murder then I completely disagree with that sentencing. The victim was willingly killed and eaten by volunteering. Whilst in today's society it isn't exactly acceptable practice to go around eating willing members of the public, he didn't really murder him. In my view it was assisted premeditated suicide. Not too clued up on the law concerning the eating of another human though. :unsure:

Assisted premeditated suicide (or euthanasia) is also somewhat of a sticky subject though and medical staff doing this could be tried for murder (depending on country and other circumstances I should hope) - after all it is a premeditated and willful killing which is close to the legal definition of murder. It does need a bit of a shake up in terms of the terminally ill.

But for cannabalism......? Damn freak.

Submeg
28th March 2007, 03:02
What ever happened to that cannibal in Germany? The one who advertised for someone willing to be eaten. And someone did volunteer and he ate them. Last I heard he was in prison awaiting trial.

LMFAO!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: Can I please nominate this post? Holy sh1t, I was in tears! Who advertises to eat someone?!!!But the more disturbing part, who would reply???!!!!

Harrison
28th March 2007, 11:25
Glad you liked it. Sure, you can nominate my posts. I just cannot win the final POTM vote.

Submeg
28th March 2007, 13:40
Damn!! That is so worthy! :notworthy:

v85rawdeal
28th March 2007, 17:36
Don't know, didn't hear anything about that anymore.

Last thing I remember was Rammstein writing 'Mein Tiel' abouyt him (although they never publicly admitted it AFAIK!!!

The things people will do to get into music!:fool:

Demon Cleaner
28th March 2007, 17:40
'Mein Tiel'"Tiel" means nothing, should be "Teil" which means "piece".

TiredOfLife
28th March 2007, 18:39
Never been on that site before.
But if that 1st story is representative of the site, I can see me visiting often.

J T
29th March 2007, 20:59
Never been on that site before.
But if that 1st story is representative of the site, I can see me visiting often.

Oh, it is representative of the type of thing they do on b3ta. It's choc full of offensive, yet hilarious, bad taste humour. Very childish at times, but that's part of it.

v85rawdeal
29th March 2007, 23:47
'Mein Tiel'"Tiel" means nothing, should be "Teil" which means "piece".


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