Cheryl Cole

[Stephen Coates]

Anyone else fancy throwing Cheryl Cole out of an aeroplane?

[Buleste]

I have a problem with this poll. It doesn't specify whether it is with or without a parachute!!!!;)

[Graham Humphrey]

Putting a thread about Cheryl Cole in the Music section... somebody should call Trading Standards ;)

[Stephen Coates]

I have a problem with this poll. It doesn't specify whether it is with or without a parachute!!!!;)

Without of course. The idea is to see if a) someone catches her and b) if either of them survive.

[Buleste]

I have a problem with this poll. It doesn't specify whether it is with or without a parachute!!!!;)

Without of course. The idea is to see if a) someone catches her and b) if either of them survive.

Can I be the comedy guy who goes running putting the safety net under her as she's falling then as she's about to hit the floor I accidentally move it so she misses?

[Buleste]

Who put the Other? I want to know what you would do with her instead....

[Stephen Coates]

Yeah, I'm also curious to know who selected other :lol:

[Phantom]

I did. But I'm not British, so I don't know what's going on there with this lady, but yes... for something "amiga"-special will do. :rolleyes:

[Buleste]

As your from the birth place of democracy (as long as weren't a criminal, slave, non-Athenian or woman) it's allowed;).

[Stephen Coates]

Who voted no?

[Graham Humphrey]

You really should have made this a public vote ;)

[juvuk]

yes, she should be pushed from a plane, but only after we've joined the mile high club:evil:

[J T]

Anyone else fancy Cheryl Cole ?

She's pretty hot, but maybe not all ZOMGWTFBBQ like the press make out. And that tattoo is trampy.

Still would, though.

[Buleste]

We all would if she offered, and was then gagged because I can't stand her voice but I'd still have to push her out of a plane. As for the skin job being trampy, thats not always a bad thing but she's only had it done because she's a sheep and wanted to be just like posh (who I would push out of an aeroplane at a great height onto a cactus field that is covering a pit a spikes followed by a piano because the piano would still sound better after the impact than she ever has.

[Harrison]

If we had to choose between the 2 then Posh would be under the wheels of the plane before take off, as I wouldn't even spend the fuel on getting her into the air to push out. As you say, Cheryl is just a sheep following the trend and caught up in the marketing machine. Still, she has a bloody annoying voice!

[J T]

If we had to choose between the 2 then Posh would be under the wheels of the plane before take off, as I wouldn't even spend the fuel on getting her into the air to push out.

Wouldn't cost much, she's dead skinny, more like a bag of bones.

[Stephen Coates]

Apparently Cheryl Cole is the worlds sexiest woman.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8651399.stm

:unsure:

[Buleste]

It is worlds sexiest woman as voted for by FHM magazine so it ignores the fact that outside Britain no-one has ever heard of her or if they had they cannot understand her. Plus I'm fairly sure that there are no "readers" of FHM just picture oglers and there was probably a picture of Cheryl Cole (is it me or does it sound like she should be a scouser rather than a geordie) so the Neanderthals just entered her into the competition.

[woody.cool]

Anyone else fancy Cheryl Cole ?
ME!

I think we should throw her out of an aeroplane, but only after I've f**ked her :lol:

[Merlin]

You guys need to read up on Cheryl Kerl's Twitter page - comedy gold!!

http://twitter.com/cherylkerl

You might need subtitles though..... :lol:

[Stephen Coates]

I was reading about some comments Jay Kay made about Cheryl Cole the other week.

He makes some very good points.

http://www.mtv.co.uk/music/x-factor/news/244328-the-x-factor-cheryl-cole-dannii-minogue-jay-kay

[J T]

Heh, sometimes I like Jay Kay, and other times I find him a tedious pillock.

This time I somehow manage to feel both at the same time. Musically, I quite like Jamiroquai, particularly some of the stuff from the first 3 albums.

[Harrison]

It must be frustrating for real musicians and artists to have to share their time and profession with people like that though. Manufactured artists with no musical talent... their only ability to passably sing and look good, if a bit "plastic". Great for the suits looking to make money, but offering nothing artistically. It must really piss real musicians off sometimes... as must shows like X-Factor.

[Tiago]

... the fact that outside Britain no-one has ever heard of her

very true,
i don't know who she is... and by what i had read here, i am not going to search about her...

[Harrison]

All you need to know is:

1, Member of a crap manufactured girl group called Girls Aloud
2, Footballers Wife (separated)

[Stephen Coates]

... the fact that outside Britain no-one has ever heard of her

very true,
i don't know who she is... and by what i had read here, i am not going to search about her...

Probably for the best. Even I am not actually sure what is significant about her except that she is a judge on the X Factor.

[Harrison]

And you have to ask... is the X Factor significant? Not in music terms it isn't! As a vehicle to make Simon Cowell more money it might be.

The auditions are good for a laugh, seeing how deluded some people can really be able their lack of talent, but then you get through to the studio finals and you start to question if the judges actually have any idea of musical talent themselves. And also if some of them are really qualified to comment!

[Stephen Coates]

I don't think they are really qualified to comment. I think that is what Jay Kay was getting at.

Can't say I have ever watched the X Factor, except for clips on Harry Hill's TV Burp.

[burns flipper]

Why are there still no pictures of Cheryl Cole in this thread??

[Harrison]

Are you saying you are interested then?.. ;)

[Stephen Coates]

Why are there still no pictures of Cheryl Cole in this thread??

Here you go:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/47744000/jpg/_47744731_009033829-1.jpg

and some more: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=cheryl+cole&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
Though they do look rather boring.

[Harrison]

More meat on the butcher's pencil!

[J T]

All you need to know is:

1, Member of a crap manufactured girl group called Girls Aloud
2, Footballers Wife (separated)

There were a few quite catchy jolly numbers they did. Plus they jiggled around in skimpy outfits showing some some pretty nice T & A action (not the ginger one though, bleurgh). Manufactured yes and not likely to stand the test of time, but I feel crap is a bit too harsh there.

[tammyfoster]

Two words is the awesome song of the cherl cole. I heard the first time song and This song is becoming a my evergreen songs in my collection. I watched her first time in the TV shows Popstars The Rivals and the year is 2002. I remembered that She is the top 10 finalists in that show. I love her voice that time.

[J T]

Tammyfoster is my new favourite member. I find their views interesting, and wish to subscribe to their newsletter.

[Harrison]

The thing I hate about them the most is the number of songs they have sung that have been very poor covers, and yet most of their fans think they are their original songs. they are definitely not singers, and with Ableton Live Studio software they definitely wouldn't sound as good on their albums! ;)

[Stephen Coates]

I'm surprised at how long this topic has become :D.