Off topic's off topic thread, VERSION 2!

[Harrison]

That's right folks, the original off topic thread hit the big 1000! So it's on to something exactly the same...

You know the rules. No discussions... no continuations... just pure nonsense!

Enjoy! :lol:

Let the :nuts: begin!

[Tiago]

Version 2?
omg.... another round of :nuts:

[Buleste]

I'm an Amiga and I've got Style!!!!!!!

[v85rawdeal]

I can't think of anything funny to say...

[Buleste]

I can't think of anything funny to say...

Business as usual then.:tease:

[my_lo]

wappadidah bam!

[Submeg]

So what happens when it reaches 1000?

[my_lo]

So what happens when it reaches 1000?

The off-topic's off-topic thread 3 opens :p

[Buleste]

So what happens when it reaches 1000?

The off-topic's off-topic thread 3 opens :p

Off Topic's off topic thread BS edition?

[Harrison]

Or something unusual happens to the 1000th poster. Could be good or bad, but you won't find out until that 1000th post! And no cheating! I don't want to see any double posting! ;) :lol: :nogood:

[Buleste]

989 to go!!!!

[Demon Cleaner]

And the happy posting continues :no:

[Buleste]

Ja aber nein aber ja aber nein aber ja aber nein aber ja aber nein aber ja.

[Demon Cleaner]

Vicky rulez :thumbs:

[Buleste]

wollen Sie diesen.

[Teho]

An, auf, hinter, in, neben, über, unter, vor, zwischen.

German wedding night.

[my_lo]

Fünf auf der nach oben offenen Richterskala
(Five on the open ended Richter scale)

[Submeg]

Boom chiki wa wa!

[v85rawdeal]

We are the knights who say Ni!

[Submeg]

And we want.........

A SHRUBBERY!

[Buleste]

You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.

[Buleste]

If squirrels bury their nuts then why are there so many of them?

[my_lo]

/daily rant against the world not meeting my expectations ON

I cannot believe the huge amount of time it takes me to cook my breakfast, take a shower and reach my office every morning... 2000 years of "technological evolution", from the wheel to the spaceshuttle and yet our cars are only (as Tom Paris says in the episod where they find a red truck floating in space) "one step further then the horse".
I have visited a project called "living tomorrow (http://www.livingtomorrow.be/)", it's a house equipped with all the newest technologies and honestly, it's crap! Things like the oven that you can start from your cell phone really don't shake me at all.
FFS, where are the sonic showers, the replicators and the transporters? How long will we still have to use a keyboard?
And the ultimate question: What the hell are the scientists doing?

/daily rant against the world not meeting my expectations OFF

[Tiago]

Do you still use a keyboard? OMG...
I connected my brain to a computer, but i have problems with the firewall when i drink... :blink: It blocks me my eyes a bit... :blink:

[my_lo]

Try disable it, but use somthing like spambot, you don't know what your eyes may see...

[Harrison]

I just hope you are not running that horrible Apple iBrain software. It might have a slick and polished interface, but it gives Apple access to all of your thoughts, and it is so bloated it uses up all of your memory! Plus you can only install the latest version if you have a brain made within that last 40 years.

And don't get me started with M$ Brainwave Ultimate edition. That can only be installed on a brain with an IQ of 110 or above, and even then you need an eyeball upgrade.

It's best to stick with Ubraintu. It might be more fiddly to install and get used to, but it only needs a minimal brain IQ of 90 and will run on older hardware up to 65 years!

[Buleste]

I just hope you are not running that horrible Apple iBrain software. It might have a slick and polished interface, but it gives Apple access to all of your thoughts, and it is so bloated it uses up all of your memory! Plus you can only install the latest version if you have a brain made within that last 40 years.

And don't get me started with M$ Brainwave Ultimate edition. That can only be installed on a brain with an IQ of 110 or above, and even then you need an eyeball upgrade.

It's best to stick with Ubraintu. It might be more fiddly to install and get used to, but it only needs a minimal brain IQ of 90 and will run on older hardware up to 65 years!

I've got the I.Q. for the M$ version but my eyeballs are screwed so I use the new GetALife glasses, a direct offshoot from secondlife.

[TiredOfLife]

And already this has blown.
No continuations?

Some of the posts above clearly reply to the previous post.

Sorry to be a killjoy but....
No on seconds thoughts, I love being a killjoy.

E Scrooge ;)

[Buleste]

What has Joy ever done to you eh??????? Nothing!!!!! So why kill her then?????? Viscous b*stard. Going around killing innocent women at the time of Peace on earth and goodwill to all men. Oh! Right! Goodwill to all men......... So women are exempt then. Cool time to go out and kill Sarah, Jennifer, Sue, Dawne, Debbie and many many more.;)

[TiredOfLife]

Your version of Xmas might be goodwill and all that nonsense.
I'm a pagan celebrating Yuletide.

So it's sacrifical alter time as far as I'm concerned. :D

[Submeg]

Cool, I've got the pitchfork...

[Harrison]

I'm a pagan celebrating Yuletide.

:thumbs: Me too! From next year I will be wishing everyone a happy Yuletide and not a happy Christmas! So there! Now it's going to be bloody hard to find Yuletide cards though. Will have to make my own I think.

[Buleste]

What ever happened to the Magic Knight.

[v85rawdeal]

It would strain credulity, at that!

[Buleste]

Was Monty a Mutant or a Mole?

[v85rawdeal]

I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything's gone to pot!

[Buleste]

Smoking Pot or Pot Black?

[v85rawdeal]

Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything!

[Buleste]

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

[v85rawdeal]

Yo a$$hole! This motha' ****a's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse sh1t jumpin' off here!

[Buleste]

Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was, standing face to face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away............... Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

[v85rawdeal]

You're now looking, for the last time, at the mortal body of Francis Elroy Duffy, born to John and Edna Duffy, good, God-fearing folk. Who raised me up to be a good man and a good Christian, and I was a good Christian, a good husband to my beloved wife, good father to my children, who I leave behind, hoping that they, and all you, will learn this here lesson which I leave you with. When you take the devil into your mouth, you're doomed! For he is lying there in wait for you inside that bottle of whiskey. Waiting for you to take him into your mouth. Waiting to get down into your guts where he can do his devil's work. Liquor is the most foul, evil thing in this here world. It destroyed good men like myself. It'll destroy you too. Beer is not much better - it's slower, cheaper. So take these words of advice. And remember, you heard them from a poor sinner, got no more cause to lie, 'cause he's going to meet his Maker. Now he's ready. Well that's all I've got to say.

[Buleste]

You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best Supporting Actor.

[v85rawdeal]

You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!

[Buleste]

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

[v85rawdeal]

Have no fear, the Cosmic Fool is here, to blow the lid off your conformist button-down world!

[Buleste]

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

[v85rawdeal]

Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."

[Buleste]

Throw out your hands.
Stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised
you're doing the French mistake.
Voila.

[v85rawdeal]

What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.

[Buleste]

What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies... fought Indians... fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix... remember when Richard Dix tried to take over this town? Well we didn't give up then... and by gum, we're not gonna give up now!

[v85rawdeal]

Are you happy? Are you satisfied now? I mean, that's the way it works, isn't it? You set us up. You take someone like him, you give him hope, just so you can take it away again? What did he ever do to you? What did any of us ever do to you? What did the whole ****ing world do to you, that we deserve all of this? I mean, come on, the locusts and the death of the first-born wasn't good enough for you anymore so now it's the death of the eldest? The death of heroes? You know what? **** you. Because we're not just gonna lay down and die down here. You want to finish off the job? Come down here! Do it yourself. You send the Angel of Death, you better give him one hell of a big sword, because I tell you what, we are gonna kick his ass all the way back to the great white ****ing throne. And then we're coming for you. We're coming for you.

[Buleste]

Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

[v85rawdeal]

You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died and I ended up a Mexican.

[Buleste]

I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!

[v85rawdeal]

Can you tell me where the pube fair is?

[Buleste]

You know him too? That ****ing guy. Made this flick "16 Candles" right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. ****ing "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, ****ing "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw, no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there's "Pretty In Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby mutha****er any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and shit. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.

[v85rawdeal]

What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have some huge impact when he does open his ****in' mouth.

[Buleste]

That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll ****in' spank you. "

[v85rawdeal]

You actually want the Opposition to do this? We are through the looking glass now, folks. **** me! We're gonna get My Little Pony... erm... young Benjamin here to announce that he's going to the coalface, and we're gonna do this before the ****ers do, ok?

[Buleste]

Is it me or does the music from Pirates of the Carribean sound like the music from The Settlers?

[v85rawdeal]

Julian Clegg has HUGE ears

[Buleste]

What the hell does "¡" mean? (No it's not an i it's a upside down exclamation point. See i, ¡ they're different. What do you mean you can't see it? Get some new freaking glasses then or use a higher resolution. Trust me they're different.)

[Puni/Void]

Fallout 3. Got it for Christmas. Am hooked. Who would have known? Gotta love the scoped Magnum and business suit.

[v85rawdeal]

Hold a chicken in the air...

[Buleste]

Stick a deckchair up your nose

[v85rawdeal]

What do you call a pig with wings?


[Heather Mills] Highlight here

[Tiago]

What do you call a pig with wings?


[Heather Mills] Highlight here


Reminds me the Album Animals from Pink FLoyd, great album!

[Buleste]

What do you call a pig with wings?


[Heather Mills] Highlight here


Heather mills McCartney never played with Wings. That was Linda. The only wings HMM would get is if she died and went to heaven and I'm fairly sure she's going to be roasting in hell. Especially as it's going to make my afterlife more unbarable. Having said that if I kill her and send her to hell then that might get me into those pearly gates.:hmmm:

[v85rawdeal]

"For the first time in my life, my bottom has become a two-way street." - J. Clarkson

[Submeg]

I'm thinking of buying the Samsung Innov8

[v85rawdeal]

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

[Buleste]

What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds’? I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the banks.

[v85rawdeal]

Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.

[Buleste]

Who died and made you ****ing king of the zombies?

[v85rawdeal]

If this is the crew who's supposed to be filming us, who's filming us now?

[Buleste]

Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

[v85rawdeal]

Just the knowledge that every minute spent in my company becomes the new greatest minute of your life!

[Buleste]

If this is the greatest moment in my life, KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!

[Demon Cleaner]

Negrita was too much yesterday :blink:

[v85rawdeal]

Just call me Rhino... the hamster!

[Demon Cleaner]

Just call me Hamster... the Rhino!

[Buleste]

Rock star ate my hamster!!!

[Demon Cleaner]

Shall I buy a chipped Wii??

[v85rawdeal]

Should you eat a wee'd chip?

[Demon Cleaner]

I'd like to have both!!!!!!!!

[Demon Cleaner]

Wii posts moved to next gen consoles section.

[Buleste]

I want a wee!!!!

[Puni/Void]

Can I ass you a few questions?

[Buleste]

And I'll sell you no pies.

[v85rawdeal]

Pies?

PIES???

We don't want no stinkin' PIES!!!!!

[Puni/Void]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to use the Internet, and he won't bother you for weeks!

[Submeg]

Man im hungry!

[Buleste]

Man im hungry!

In that case I'll be the Czech Republic.

[Tiago]

i will never forget that nice bar in Prague where beers where only 0,50 euros ...
it was not on the center, it was a bit far away, but it was so cool !!

[Puni/Void]

Mmmm... beer....

[Submeg]

Going to uni today....my last year!

[v85rawdeal]

I know when I last washed it, but I still wouldn't want to lick it!

[Tiago]

why do we write in this post? Do you feel better after some offtopic words?

Friday!!! finally !!

[Buleste]

I gotta get me a life!!

[my_lo]

Yay, in a few minutes, it's saturday eve macdonalds... Big maaaaaac

[v85rawdeal]

Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly.

[Submeg]

Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly.

Can't get enough of that!

[Puni/Void]

The captain of a steam ship takes the shortest distance between two points. The captain of a sail ship seeks a course along which the winds can be expected to blow in the right direction. So there you have it.

[v85rawdeal]

Do you smoke in bed?

No, but I do singe a bit!

[v85rawdeal]

I find your lack of hair disturbing.

[v85rawdeal]

The homoerotic overtones to the relationship between Pinky and Brain are purely a figment of your imagination

[Tiago]

I usually dont understand 50% of what you all put in this post....
language problems... maybe

[Demon Cleaner]

I usually dont understand 50% of what you all put in this post....
language problems... maybeSame here, perhaps not 50%, but some people tend to use words I just don't get, thus it's difficult to get the joke behind it :(

[Harrison]

Don't worry. I understand the words, but not always the point! ;)

Especially when v85 is involved... :lol:

[woody.cool]

My response to this thread always has been and always will be:

WTF?

[demusse]

but why does a dog lick his balls?:unsure:

[Sharingan]

Just so he can lick your face moments later? :lol:

Dogs have a weird sense of humour, they have.

[demusse]

hmmmm, i guess he does because he can !:hmmm:

[Submeg]

I think the real question is:

Chicken or egg, who was first? Discuss.

[demusse]

yes...but will he ever play the violin again???

[Shoonay]

hai guyz, wut goin on in diz thread?

[v85rawdeal]

I think the real question is:

Chicken or egg, who was first? Discuss.


I could answer this, but I'd bore you stupid.... not that would affect Submeg much ;)

[Puni/Void]

I think the real question is:

Chicken or egg, who was first? Discuss.


I could answer this, but I'd bore you stupid.... not that would affect Submeg much ;)

Hey! Please answer. :) I'm curious. :smokin:

[woody.cool]

Look, the damn chicken came first :lol:

[Sharingan]

Curiosity killed the cat. Or was it the dog?

[Buleste]

It was the huge road train. (Just a quick post that I couldn't resist. I'm not back properly but do pop in occaisionally:D)

[v85rawdeal]

Would that be the one with ACME on the side???

[Buleste]

Would that be the one with ACME on the side???

No. It had What do you think of my driving? If you have a problem call someone who gives a damn. on the back;).

[v85rawdeal]

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

[Buleste]

Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint….it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12 +19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

‘REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM’

[Tiago]

Just Return from a mini-vacations.

Buleste, are you ok? :huh:

[Buleste]

Buleste, are you ok? :huh:

Yes................




From a certain point of view.;)

[Submeg]

Huh? What have I missed?

[v85rawdeal]

1.12.12 25.15.21.18 2.1.19.5 1.18.5 2.5.12.15.14.7 20.15 21.19

[Submeg]

1.12.12 25.15.21.18 2.1.19.5 1.18.5 2.5.12.15.14.7 20.15 21.19

Damn code!:boxing:

[Puni/Void]

I fart in your general direction!

[Puni/Void]

:tumbleweed:

It's quiet, too quiet...

[v85rawdeal]

BOO!!!

[Submeg]

Someone please write this user manual!

[Harrison]

It's quite simple. Just blow to inflate, and don't forget to wash it afterwards!

[Buleste]

Want to know who's cruising around for butt sex????? There's an App for that.

[Submeg]

Want to know who's cruising around for butt sex????? There's an App for that.

I really hope you're joking! :unsure:

[Harrison]

Actually he isn't! There is really an App for the iPhone for gay men to see who is close by also looking to hook up! Stephen Fry mentioned it recently on a TV program. Can't remember if he was on about it on QI or on a chat show like Jonathan Ross.

[v85rawdeal]

It was on Top Gear, and they tried it out on the audience!

[Harrison]

Ah, yes, now I remember. :)

[outlawal2]

Ok, I guess I will add my own worthless nonsense to this thread...

And there you have it!

Well I guess that does it... :acclaim:

[Submeg]

Saw Lowrider last night, FREAKING AWESOME. Went off!

[Buleste]

What are Disney going to do about the Muppet show season where Chris Langham is a guest star???

[Submeg]

I know many muppets

[Buleste]

I'm a Lawyer and Windows 7 was my idea. Now give me £5 billion.

[v85rawdeal]

If your parents didn't have children, then the chances are you won't either.

[Demon Cleaner]

Same if your parents were gay ;)

[Buleste]

What about transsexual?

[Harrison]

Just hope you are a girl!

[Submeg]

Scary!!!

[Buleste]

I bet Peter Andre's phone bill is high this month.

[Harrison]

Katie Price most hated person in the UK? I hope so! ;)

[Submeg]

They are both gross

[Buleste]

They are both gross
Congratulations!!!!!! You've won the understatement of the year award!!!!!:MexWave::w00tdance::present:

[Submeg]

They are both gross
Congratulations!!!!!! You've won the understatement of the year award!!!!!:MexWave::w00tdance::present:

COOL! What's in the box?

[Buleste]

RING!!! RING!!!! RING!!!! The banker offers you a rat for what's in that box. Deal or No Deal?

[Submeg]

NO DEAL! Give me the box! It could even be a boat!

[Puni/Void]

Is this OT thread still alive? :tumbleweed:

[Submeg]

It is now!

[Puni/Void]

That's good to know, Submeg. :)

Had a calzone just a few moments ago.. mmmm.... tasty stuff!

[Stephen Coates]

I had fish and chips tonight.

[Teho]

Tortillas. They were great. :)

[Demon Cleaner]

Homemade Tiramisu as dessert, lovely!!!

[Submeg]

I'm getting around 150 hits a day on the blog now!

[v85rawdeal]

When I came here at 9 o'clock this morning this row was going on. It's now 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

[Buleste]

Was Cheetarah the Thundercat Ho?

[Puni/Void]

Spin the Wheel of Fish!

[Teho]

Presenting, in the category Weird Choice of Instrument for a Video Game Cover:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAEzv-lypmU&feature=player_embedded#!

[Harrison]

@Teho. That's really cool. Idea for a new thread?

[Teho]

Well, if I actually could think of more examples of strange covers of video game music, I would. ;)

If anyone else know of some, go ahead and make a topic. :)

[Puni/Void]

Patties, potatoes, salad, brown sauce. Flushed it down with mineral water. Mmm.. patties...

[Puni/Void]

Burrrrrrrritos!

[Demon Cleaner]

Garlic hangover aftertaste is horrible!

[Puni/Void]

It's November and I'm wearing shorts? Climate change?

[Stephen Coates]

I have warm clothes and the central heating on :).

[Kin Hell]

Only had the heating on once this year & got a sore throat for it.


It's November and I'm wearing shorts? Climate change?

I wear shorts every day @ work, whatever the weather. :shades:

[Harrison]

It has been one of the warmest Novembers since records began, according to the met office. It does make me wonder why records only began 100 years ago (1914). What were they doing before that? Surely someone was logging the weather before this in the Victorian era when they were quite obsessed with the weather.

[Kin Hell]

It has been one of the warmest Novembers since records began, according to the met office. It does make me wonder why records only began 100 years ago (1914). What were they doing before that? Surely someone was logging the weather before this in the Victorian era when they were quite obsessed with the weather.

All part of Mind Control Central dear chap. :shades: :rolleyes:


Btw, you work for the P.O. H..... ain't u wearing shorts? :D

[Harrison]

Some of the delivery driver still are, but I work in a distribution centre in the evenings, so much colder. Was -2 last night whilst there!

[Kin Hell]

Brrrr fella. :D

[Puni/Void]

Weather report: Some snow today here in the southern part of Norway. A bit chilly, but not too bad.

[J T]

It has been one of the warmest Novembers since records began, according to the met office. It does make me wonder why records only began 100 years ago (1914). What were they doing before that? Surely someone was logging the weather before this in the Victorian era when they were quite obsessed with the weather.

I dunno, struggling to exist perhaps? Maybe there wasn't an 'official' weather body so any records before that are not fully recognised.

Reminds me of a (classic, so S10 or earlier) Simpsons skit, one of those little throw-away gags that they were so good at: "this is the windiest weather ever recorded; since 1982, when the record office mysteriously blew away"

[Kin Hell]

Global weather is completely f'kd if you base it on the last 100 years of weather prediction. Seasons have fluttered away the last 40 years. Billions of tons of Ice are melting into the sea. BIG Global changes ahead. We've seen nothing yet. :ninja:

[Harrison]

Weather forecasters and the whole science behind it involves a lot of prediction and complete guess work. We don't really know what the weather patterns were like in previous centuries other than comments made in writings that remain. Historical religious texts do hint at very bad weather events, which they attribute to an act of God because they didn't understand.

Yes we are messing everything up by pumping all the rubbish into the atmosphere, but when you look at how much pollution is put into the air when a volcano erupts it can put things into perspective.

Yes the ice is melting at one pole, but it's increasing at the other. We really don't understand why.

The world, its climate, and weather patterns have changed dramatically over time. It's going to change again at some point and we might not survive unless we stop fighting over fictitious religious deities and actually move the human race forward. Look how far science was pushed forward because of WWI and II and how far we have progressed since. However things like space travel have stalled. If we were not fighting stupid medieval groups and developing tech we would already be in space. It's mad.

Plus it's a waste of time trying to stop the world polluting the atmosphere whilst you have China and India, among others, not giving a damn and pumping whatever they like everywhere.

And India's brilliant new idea to reduce air pollution in the worst affected cities is to mount decommissioned aircraft jet engines vertically next to power stations to blast their pollution higher into the atmosphere. That's not going to cause any longer term issues now is it? Idiots!

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[Kin Hell]

Lot's of thruth's in your post above H. :yesyes:

& yes, the last thing we want to do is bugger up our planets higher atmospheres. They, along with our Magnetic Field from our spinning Iron Core, help deflect harmful interstellar rays n stuff ever getting to us. Meh! :rolleyes: