Amusing place names near you.

[Buleste]

Just found this site http://places.jump-around.com/closest/. The amusing place names near me are:-
Dirty Gutter
Hole in the Wall
Shavington Ho
Jughole Wood
Flash
Bottom Flash
Shatton Moor
Hardon Road
*****tone
(Male genitalia name in asterisks. P###stone)

[Harrison]

My local area clearly beats yours by a long way!

Sandy Balls
Crillestyle
Zig-Zag Hill
Handcock's Bottom
Cuchoo's Knob
Wet Pits
Titty Hill
Shaggs
Piddlehinton
Dungy Head

Sandy Balls is a well known holiday destination in this area, and when I see the name it always makes me smile.

I also tried by GF's postcode and got these great ones.

Lickfold
Balls Cross
Gay Street
Bushy Bottom
Fulking Hill
Devil's Syke
Knob Hill
Hooker's Farm
Loose Bottom

[Buleste]

Fulking Hill, having a Loose Bottom near Gay Street is a bit dodgey. Might even lead to Sandy Balls

[Submeg]

Iron Knob
Bobbin Head
Blowhard
Cockburn
Black Charlie's Opening
Mt. Buggery
Bone's Knob
Top Ryde
Middle Intercourse Island
Fanny Bay
Wattanobby

Just some excellent names within Oz

[AlexJ]

Best one near me was probably:

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[LowercaseE]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

[Buleste]

Best one near me was probably:

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Whats funny about Darren?

[TiredOfLife]

There's a place near me called Crank.

[J T]

Nork

Cock Pond

White Knobs Way

Bonar Road

Mincing Lane

Titsey Park

Pratt's Bottom

Knob Hill

Tyttenhanger

Thong

:D

My favourite comedy place name is 'Snitterfield'. Yeah, not that rude but a carefully placed piece of black tape on the roadsigns makes it very, very funny.

[Stephen Coates]

Shafton Two Gates
Pen!stone
Shatton Moor
Upperthong
Jughole wood
Fartown
Camp Town
Hole in the Wall
Dick Slack
Dirty Gutter

Only one of those which i had actually heard of is Pen!stone, which I never thought to be funny, proably due to the fact that the pen!s bit is pronounced as pen (as in, what you write with).

[Buleste]

Shafton Two Gates
Pen!stone
Shatton Moor
Upperthong
Jughole wood
Fartown
Camp Town
Hole in the Wall
Dick Slack
Dirty Gutter

Only one of those which i had actually heard of is Pen!stone, which I never thought to be funny, proably due to the fact that the pen!s bit is pronounced as pen (as in, what you write with).

Some of those are the same as mine!!!! Crap we must live fairly near to each other. All i now hove to do is look for a beige area on the map to find you.

[Teho]

Got an area near me called "Ballestad". Literally translates as ball-place. Yes, that kind of ball.

[Harrison]

White Knobs Way

Bonar Road

Mincing Lane

Pratt's Bottom

Knob Hill


Just make sure you don't visit any of those places kitted out in any of your pink attire! ;):lol:

[Submeg]

Mincing lane?? :D HAHA!

[Zetr0]

From where i live the following weirdo places....

Salters Lode (map)
12.5 miles

Feltwell (map)
19.4 miles

Smoker's Hole (map)
27.9 miles

Butt Mound (map)
38.5 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
39.5 miles

Cocks Green (map)
41.6 miles

Poke Holes (map)
48.2 miles

Titty Ho (map)
49.9 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map)
50.3 miles

Shingay (map)
50.4 miles

and its missing....

Wormegay

Gaywood


Theres a pub in town called the hob in the well (and from what i have heard it is THAT kind of pub)... this pub is usually referred to as knob in the gob.... clearly it should be down mincing lane.. LMFAO!!!

[Buleste]

With gaywood, poke hole, six mile bottom you end up with cocks green.

[Zetr0]

@Buleste

LOL i wouldn't know... i shall "take your word" for it.... ;)

LMAO!!

[TiredOfLife]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

It's no wonder we can't attract any women to this site.

[Buleste]

Personally i'm a Felt Well, Titty Ho with Fanny hands lane man myself but it's been a while.


I've said it before and I'll say it again.

It's no wonder we can't attract any women to this site.

Why?? Theres nothing wrong with this conversation. It's good old Postcard humour you'll find much worse at a souvenier store at Blackpool.

[TiredOfLife]

Why would women want to visit site in which a lot of the lads appear to be left footed?

[Harrison]

Maybe it's your own guilty conscience playing on your mind!

BTW, what percentage of members on A.org, EAB or AWorld are female?

[J T]

Why are you so fussed about attratcting women on a board that is (ostensibly) devoted to a popular computer from the late 80s - early 90s? It's not really a chick-magnet is it?

(There have been women here before anyway, but not many)


Titty Ho

Brilliant :lol:

[Harrison]

Maybe TiredOfLife has got bored with Tom Thumb and his four friends!

[Stephen Coates]

Maybe it's your own guilty conscience playing on your mind!

BTW, what percentage of members on A.org, EAB or AWorld are female?

Don't know about percentages, but I know that there are at least 2 or 3 girls at amiga.org.

[J T]

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Pstpixplzkthxbye

[Graham Humphrey]

There are a couple on EAB too, they don't visit very often though (I mean a couple of women, not women who are a couple)/

[Buleste]

In other words if they are not the same women then thats 4 or 5 in total that are still interested in the Amiga. Wow. Women just don't dig computers do they.

[TiredOfLife]

Maybe it's your own guilty conscience playing on your mind!

BTW, what percentage of members on A.org, EAB or AWorld are female?

What's a guilty conscience? ;)

The getting women posting here idea wasn't mine, can't remember whose particular holy grail that was.

Just think that interested parties should make more of an effort.
This means avoiding some of the antics going on here in the past months.

1) Wearing pink tank tops
2) Going to the theatre
3) Discussing in detail, how dodgy STDs can occur after a
bit of man on man sex.

Bored of Palmela Handerson?
Don't talked such nonsense. :)

[Submeg]

In other words if they are not the same women then thats 4 or 5 in total that are still interested in the Amiga. Wow. Women just don't dig computers do they.

Egads! I think he's got it! ;)