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v85rawdeal
19th December 2007, 11:22
Got sent this though via email...

THought it would raise a chuckle or two...


For all of you with any money left (LOL), be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected tobecome: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

Buleste
19th December 2007, 11:26
:lol:

Sharingan
19th December 2007, 11:29
Nice one :thumbs:

Harrison
19th December 2007, 13:46
Nice. :)

TiredOfLife
19th December 2007, 23:02
Does anyone know the name of a good stockbroker?