Happy birthday Stephen!!

[Demon Cleaner]

Hope you will go out this time, it's your 16th.

:BottomsUp:

[J T]

Happy birthday little dude :D

[Teho]

:cheers: Have a good one!

[Puni/Void]

Happy birthday mate! Have a great day! :drunk:

[LowercaseE]

:BottomsUp: Happy Birthday!

[Harrison]

:BirthdayBalloons59:


Happy Birthday Steve, finally reached 16 and have become a man! Lots of things you can legally do now! ;)


:BottomsUp:
:rasta2bigsmoke0gf:

And some not so legal... ;)


You should definitely be out on your 16th doing this :beer:. Hope you didn't just spend it doing this :typing:

[Stephen Coates]

Thanks!

I intend to have a nice day infront of the computer as usual. No reason to go out apart from getting cold :)

[Harrison]

Yes there is a reason to go out Steve! You are 16!!! You can legally go and buy PORN now!!! and the services of certain professions! ;)

[J T]

and the services of certain professions

Sounds like a whip-round could be in order, eh lads :p

[Stephen Coates]

Yes there is a reason to go out Steve! You are 16!!! You can legally go and buy PORN now!!! and the services of certain professions! ;)


Porn? I thought you had to be 18 for porn.

[Demon Cleaner]

You have to be 18 for alcohol, for porn there's no age ;)

[rayzorblue]

Happy birthday la hope its a great day and dont listen to these losers dont get porn get a chick and bum her mouth lol give out that sex wee man, only kidding but have a great day :BottomsUp: :BirthdayBalloons59: :MexWave:

[AlexJ]

You have to be 18 for alcohol, for porn there's no age ;)

You have to look 18 to buy alcohol. ;)

[TiredOfLife]

Happy Birthday mate.

Can't watch porn yet but you can legally do the real thing.
As long as your tastes aren't too wierd.

[Harrison]

As long as your tastes aren't too wierd.

This is Steve you are talking to! :whistle::shhh::fool:

[TiredOfLife]

Hmm, good point.

[J T]

Happy birthday la hope its a great day and dont listen to these losers dont get porn get a chick and bum her mouth lol give out that sex wee man, only kidding but have a great day :BottomsUp: :BirthdayBalloons59: :MexWave:

Bum her mouth? I've seen some weird shit, ass to mouth scat is pretty hardcore.




You have to be 18 for alcohol, for porn there's no age ;)

You have to look 18 to buy alcohol. ;)

Exactly! Dress smart, but not too smart as that's a dead giveaway if you go to a dingy boozer in shirt shoes and trousers. Facial hair is a key weapon here if you can grow any (or have any mates that look older).

[TiredOfLife]

No bum fluff though.
Only proper facial hair will do.
No pencil thin moustaches either.

[Submeg]

Whoa some weird stuff coming out there....Lol was pretty funny, I remember the days when I was 16 and getting in....and the day I turned 18 I was carded....so weird

[TiredOfLife]

I think that happens to everyone.
Only got asked for ID once, on the actual day of my 18th.
Got let in but was told to bring ID next time.
Never did and was never asked again.
Lots of people tell me the same story.
Its as if the bouncers know.
Probably their idea of a joke.

[AlexJ]

The only time I was ever carded was about a week after I turned 18 - like you say they must know!

[Stephen Coates]

Getting in where?

And whats carded?

[Submeg]

They must have some insiders knowledge.....we must find and destroy this machine!

[TiredOfLife]

No chance, I've had my turn so everyone else has to.

[AlexJ]

Getting in where?

And whats carded?

Getting in to an establishment where the legal age to enter is 18 i.e a club. Getting carded means to get asked to produce a form of ID to prove you are 18+.


They must have some insiders knowledge.....we must find and destroy this machine!

It's a government conspiracy to meet some target! ID only people who are 18 and over and say you've got a 0% rate of under-age boozing. The bouncers, clubs and the govt. are all in on it. Or maybe not...

[J T]

No chance, I've had my turn so everyone else has to.

Yeah, now I'm an old fart I love seeing youngsters get ID'd and turned away, it's one of life's cynical pleasures :piarate5:

[Harrison]

Such is true of a lot of things as you get older. You become the very people that used to annoy you. ;)

[Submeg]

Lol, so true.

[TiredOfLife]

So i'm a hypocrite, i've always known that about myself.
I can live with it.